i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
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do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
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Lady Gaga shitting on
Nicki Minaj’s entire rapping careereveryone
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Reversed cotton candy eating.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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I wish I’m rich so I can afford this. I really need a new mattress. Ours is… there’s no words to describe it, I hate it. It sags, it bounces, I lose sleep all the time. It’s also hurting our backs. We wake up not feeling rested. I especially feel bad for my husband, his back is killing him because of our stupid bed.
A few months ago, we went to the mall and I tried lying on this one.
It was HEAVEN. I just want to close my eyes and drift to sleep. Perfect thing ever invented. But the price? It’s like buying a car. Boo hoo!
Dear universe, Please listen to me. Send me this mattress my way. Please.